Here’s a list of things Teemu Selanne probably broke by hitting a golf ball inside the Honda Center

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Updated: October 14, 2016
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By Pat Iversen

There is no wrong answer.

If you ever wonder what Teemu Selanne does now that he’s retired, here’s your answer!

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— Teemu Selanne (@TeemuSel8nne) October 14, 2016

This is amazing, but we need to know what exactly he hit. Here’s some baseless speculation:

  • The Stanley Cup! A hole-in-one!
  • Randy Carlyle’s toaster
  • The cryo-chamber containing Scott Niedermayer’s frozen body, saved in case of defensive emergencies
  • Or Walt Disney’s cryo-chamber next to it
  • Emilio Estevez
  • Corey Perry (wishful thinking)
  • The giant safe of cash being saved for the end of Hampus Lindholm’s bridge contract
  • An actual duck. Jerk!
  • The inter-dimensional barrier separating our world from Puckworld

We may never know.

Also, if a Duck trips over a hole where a chunk of Honda Center ice used to be, you know who to blame:

Via:: http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2016/10/14/13287710/teemu-selanne-golfing-honda-center-video-oops-lol-nhl-ducks

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